World's Greatest Human

This book is HI-larious, because, really, Chuck Norris IS amazing, right? We picked it up in Urban Outfitters and had the line not been so crazy long, we probably would have purchased it then and there. Now I plan to pick it up on my next Amazon order.

A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

2 comments:

Bethany said...

Thank you! I now know what to give my husband for Christmas. This book is so awesome, it may be his only present. When you give anything Chuck Norris, is there really anything else to give? I think not.

Lindsay said...

I'm not sure if this book is based off of the popular website www.chucknorrisfacts.com but if so it will be hilarious!

A couple of my fav's are "When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever." and "There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma."

So funny!